I'm looking to get hammered
I'm looking for some strange
I'm looking all around me
I prob'ly look deranged
There's lots of pretty ladies
I don't know who to choose
Good thing I brought my A game
And they brought all this booze
But this lady next to me has seen better days
And she won't. shut. up.
Her face looks like cottage cheese did it with skin disease
I think I might. throw. up.
But her body's kinda bangin'
Though that might just be the lack. of. light.
But the other fish aren't biting
So I've got a rough choice to make tonight

I know this might be surprising
But I've got some standards too
And this isn't what you want to hear
But I don' wan go home with you
Your sexing might be fantastic
And lord knows I'm here to screw
So what the hell I guess that I'll
Get all up in your business
Just one more on the long list
Of these Dobby Lookin' Bitches

Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
I'm gonna take you home
But keep that damage to yourself
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
I'm gonna take you home
But keep that damage to yourself

Sometimes life doesn't work out
The way you want it to
Sometimes you climb on top
Of girls who are beneath you
Sometimes you think about
The one that got away
While you're pounding on a girl
Who looks just like Nathan Lane
So you just tell yourself that
Ugly women need. love. too.
And if someone's gonna throw it in
That someone might as well. be. you.
Every girl is the girl of your dreams
When you turn off. the. light.
And with how much alcohol you've consumed
It doesn't even matter, right?

Your face looks like worn out burlap
But your body should be felt
I do need to say no kissing please
Unless it's below the belt
I know that I've gotten nasty
With nastier things than you
So what the hell I guess that I'll
Get all up in your business
Just one more on the long list
Of these Dobby Lookin' Bitches

Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
I'm gonna take you home
But keep that damage to yourself
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
I'm gonna take you home
But keep that damage to yourself
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
I'm gonna take you home
But keep that damage to yourself
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
Yo yo I'm sorry girl
But you look like a house elf
I'm gonna take you home
But keep that damage to yourself