YOU SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO THIS

by JMaq

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There are 35 songs, but please download the album for a special and entirely annoying surprise!

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1.	Keyboard Test 02:14	buy track
2.	The Devil's Vagina 02:44	buy track
3.	Darth Bubbles, Sith Clown 00:46	buy track
4.	HA! Jaunty Funster! 00:33	buy track
5.	The Sound Of Piano Vomit 01:59	buy track
6.	STR8 NOODLIN' 01:05	buy track
7.	Happy Music For Your Rectal Exam! 00:23	buy track
8.	Chocolate Sadness 01:29	buy track
9.	Systemic Failure 00:56	buy track
10.	You're Drowning 00:53	buy track
11.	That Hobo Smell 00:49	buy track
12.	Aural Regrets 01:32	buy track
13.	Bo T. Porchsitter Dies As He Lived (On The Porch) 01:38	buy track
14.	iiANXIETY!! 00:19	buy track
15.	Sugar Cube Pyramids 00:45	buy track
16.	The Kindliest Robot Apocalypse 02:11	buy track
17.	Head Wounds For Fun 01:17	buy track
18.	Invasion Imminent 01:28	buy track
19.	Welcome To Murdertown 01:44	buy track
20.	The Assembly Line Will Have Its Revenge 01:06	buy track
21.	Feel Good Dirge 00:52	buy track
22.	THRUM 01:13	buy track
23.	Always Nervous 00:29	buy track
24.	Meanwhile, Under The Stairs 00:06	buy track
25.	Alabama Chunkstyle 01:21	buy track
26.	Ragga Smurf 00:39	buy track
27.	Undesirable Conclusions (The One Night Stand) 00:58	buy track
28.	Approaching Teeth 00:43	buy track
29.	A Cosmic Get-Down 01:18	buy track
30.	Fart Sound Eternal 01:12	buy track
31.	Artificial Unintelligence 01:04	buy track
32.	A Lost Transmission Teaches Us How To Love 01:12	buy track
33.	The Right Time To Say Goodbye 00:45	buy track
34.	Show's Over 00:29	buy track
35.	The Time Waster 00:58	buy track

about

A 35 song album of improvised keyboard music. Shit jazz, if you will. Wholly sloppy, but there are gems throughout! Try it! You might like it!

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released January 27, 2013

This album owes much to the fine folks at Harmonix Music Systems, for releasing the affordable and easy to use keyboard peripheral for Rock Band 3 that spawned all of this bad music. And as always, newspaper magnate Tom McHenry. On days when I had to do something and I didn't know what to do, THIS IS WHAT I DID. It's all your fault. Without you, this would have been four dumb songs rubbing their wieners together in the past, forgotten and alone.

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